the good, the bad, the sheer

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Spring's brink bands:

I think these groups will explode into a fiery abyss of popularity quite soon, so you should check them out... 

Google 'em, and buy their records. Add them on Myspace - it makes you look like you have more friends! Search them on the Hype Machine..... you won't be able to see them for $10 bucks at small bars/venues for very long.

Taaa DAAAHH:

1. Delta Spirit
2. Foals
3. These New Puritans
4. Fleet Foxes
5. Abigail Warchild
6. Beach House
7. Voom Blooms
8. She + Him
9. The Felice Brothers
10. My Pet Saddle
11. Shocking Pinks
12. Sea Wolf
13. Rosewood Thieves
14. Blood on the Wall

Monday, March 24, 2008

ATTN Deranged Folks - don't hurt babies and puppies! Kthnx


Like most other human beings, I have a particular fondness for all things harmless and fuzzy. Thus, I often find myself watching Animal Planet, in hopes of seeing endless footage of baby animals.
However, this evening (for the umpteenth time) I found the network to be running episodes of "Animal Cops," a show that is horrendously depressing. I see no reason why someone should be capable of watching an entire episode, let alone fathom the sort of abuse that is actually being documented.

I suppose there is an intended degree of vindication and relief felt by the viewer when the accused abusers are captured, but in all honesty, I don't feel any sort of relief. Watching a trembling and teary eyed, emaciated puppy get saved is nice and all - but you know there are about a trillion more out there that are still maltreated.

What's next, a reality show where they burst into the homes of abused children, rescue them, and then put the guardians on trial??? The whole abuse plot is so despicable, vile, and depressing..... how can anyone stomach this stuff for more then 8 minutes max?
Listen - I'm not hating on the officers who go in and rescue these helpless lil' guys. I'm just wondering who watches it? How do you deal?

I guess one man's The Hills is another man's Animal Cops. Yikes.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Real World houses..... (a.k.a. The Sheer World!! duurr)


I found this website which caters to the bored-and-nostalgic-for-late-90's-MTV-programming-on-a-Sunday afternoon -types.
I've always wondered about the cost of those houses on the Real World, as well as what happens to most of them after the drunken freaks move out and the pervo- Panopticon equipment is disassembled. Well, now you know!


oh oh oh AND they even totally divulge where the next RW house will be...... (cast #20!!! it's been 20 fucking seasons?? JESUS).
It's moments like this that make me wonder, wtf is the matter with me? It's a sunny day! In fact, it's Easter! I should get out there and take a walk. Search for some eggs and chocolate bunnies. 

But no, no. I've resigned myself to researching the most irrelevant Real World character of all time. And the honor goes to:

and 
huh??????

and someone got raped in the San Diego house! FYI.


sigh. OK. I'm stopping now, time to do my taxes and whatnot.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Texas-bound!!

Guess what??

I'm going to Texas in a few weeks, to check it out and see if it's really as spectacular as I've always dreamed it to be!
I'll be in Austin, investigating whether I should move there in the Fall. If anyone has any suggestions for good sights, good live shows, etc etc, any input would be MUCH appreciated! 

Yeeeeehaw :)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

CELEBelixer, March 19th

Each week, we play the role of barmaid in our imaginary dive bar (filled with imaginary ruddy-faced corrections officers drinking Coors Lite and Wild Turkey) and serve a make-believe cocktail to a celebrity who really really earned a stiff drink this week.
THIS WEEK'S WINNER:

Chris Crocker.

Because of this:

That earns you a fucking dirty martini with extra olives and my eternal love on the side.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

did come home from SXSW and realize you were rabid?

WOW! i knew there was definitely stuff spreading down there, but I just thought it was hipster girls' legs and lots of crappy demo cds (OK OK OK mixed in with occasional good demo cds!!!). 

Basically, I'm just green with envy that I didn't get to go last week. But my lovely duckling over at postskunk shared this story with us:



(Yup. I'm a jealous whore who thinks neurological disease is super HILAR!!!!!!)

Monday, March 17, 2008

future husband #14

JOSE!!!!!


I have many future husbands. After all, a girl needs options. This week, I stay up at night yearning for #14 on the list.....


Jose Gonzalez, why???!??!?! why did i have to miss your live set when you played in NYC the other night???! why must you tease me with your impossibly perfect international background? Why must you cover THIS SONG so well that it makes me want to get pouty and sit in a hoodie all day? 

Lets get married.