Somebody Cloned My Dog...

And sent her back in time, to a place where she was roughly 9 weeks old and the CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET. Friends, do you not agree that this is totes Lola circa December 2003???

Here's a Sheer One For My Scrapbook

Or even better, for my blog dedicated to sheer trash!

(Spending a weekend in Miami with your gay husbands = delightful)

Baja Here We Come

See you there, Jesus. Can't wait to end 2009 in style.

(image via partlytruthpartlyfiction)

Happy Winter Solstice

Bet you wish you had one of these to keep you warm!

Bye Bye '09 -- Another Sheer Year

2009 was pretty sheer. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being stellar), I'd rate this year somewhere around a 6. Thank goodness I have awesome friends+family+dear people in my sheerniverse that helped me survive the trash. In my life, the only year that was more retarded was 2006. Fuck 2006.

Go ahead, think for a moment about this year: there was a plethora of celebrity deaths, creepy sicknesses, crappy jobs (or lack thereof), and just plain uninsured/unemployed stressful nonsense. MJ died, for God's sake. I have no doubt that 2010 will be much better (if only because Jacko can't die again in 2010). If it does in fact get any worse I might make like R. Branson and move to outer space.

But '09 wasn't that bad. In fact, scrolling through my photos, there are more than a few delightful memories. From a boat named the "Shearwater" to a mystery trip to Jamaica, front row seats at the Maury show to a rowdy family vacay with the love of my life, here are 12 highlights from my year in sheer trash:

January - Winter Hike with Lola



February - Wild Teens on Maury



March -- Britney Spears' Circus Tour (in Newark, NJ, No Less)



April - Hanging out in the Shire



May - Paris in the Spring



June - Field Trip to Chester, NJ



July - The S.S. Shearwater



August - Fire Island



September - Autumn Commences




October - Thrillist's JetMystery



November - Hayden Hatteras Trip



December - Lola and Her Mini Tree

My Top Ten Animal Videos of 2009

I've finished the most amazing assignment ever: a countdown of the best animal videos from this year. Jenny the Stroller Pug, Orgasm Turtle, Tickling Slow Loris -- they're all there for your viewing pleasure. So click over to Paw Nation for the full list and each video.

Seriously, if only life were always this fun!

I Wish This Was Real

After all, it's not that far-fetched. And I do wonder what X-mas is like at the Haus of Gaga....

(via Landline TV)

UPDATE: Apparently it IS REAL -- via my Buzzfeed post, I was directed to this Amazon link and Lady Gaga's "Christmas Tree." YOWZAH!