TERRIFYING!

Whilst lunching in a DUMBO pizza joint today, I had the horrendous experience of witnessing the Steve Wilkos Show. That's right. Steve Wilkos - ya know, the quiet bodyguard guy from the Jerry Springer Show. The security guy who would block angry spouses from punching eachother and would try and prevent midgets from exposing their nether-regions. 

He has his own show now, and, well, it's absolutely fucking HORRIFYING:

This crap brings our nation's image to a whole new level of sheer. I can't. I cannot!