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Friday, May 29, 2009

The SHEERest Facebookers Of Them All

Recently, a girl I knew a decade ago at summer camp added me on Facebook. I thought it was cute, until she got engaged. And then set a wedding date. And then bit by bit, day by motherfucking day, documented her happy HAPPY life via her Facebook status.

Ya know what honey? I don't care about your invitation fonts! Or your husband's funny wedding jokes! OR HOW MUCH YOU WISH YOUR DEAD GRANDMA COULD ATTEND THE WEDDING! just get married, please. and stop broadcasting everything about it.

So I wrote an article for, listing the ten absolute worst habits/types of Facebook friends. Read through it, and if anything applies to you, please make some changes to your page. You'll probably notice that people will start liking you more.