Veni, vedi, vici NJ shore!
We came, we saw, we - cringed!!!??!
Spending prom weekend at Seaside Heights (er- SHEERSIDE HEIGHTS) was the experience of a lifetime. It was like going to the zoo, a zoo filled with hetero assholes with tribal tattoos, drunken teen girls that weigh under 100 lbs a piece, overweight white trash with the worst sunburns you've ever seen, and nightclubs with names like "BAM BOO" and "Hemingway's" or "Yakety Yak."
I've never been so glad to have taken a trip in my life :)