Each week, we play the role of barmaid in our imaginary dive bar (filled with imaginary ruddy-faced corrections officers drinking Coors Lite and Wild Turkey) and serve a make-believe cocktail to a celebrity who really really earned a stiff drink this week.
THIS WEEK'S WINNER:
Chris Crocker.
Because of this:
That earns you a fucking dirty martini with extra olives and my eternal love on the side.
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