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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

CELEBelixer, March 19th

Each week, we play the role of barmaid in our imaginary dive bar (filled with imaginary ruddy-faced corrections officers drinking Coors Lite and Wild Turkey) and serve a make-believe cocktail to a celebrity who really really earned a stiff drink this week.

Chris Crocker.

Because of this:

That earns you a fucking dirty martini with extra olives and my eternal love on the side.

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